So this joke's out for iyo-ku Nanan Biha, yan todu i i man'amko ni umessitan. Got any more? I'd love to collect some, and I'm bugging my Saipanese che'lus to do the same.
Auntie Uncha heard strange sounds coming from her daughter's bedroom in the middle of the night, so she went to go check on her. To her shock, there was no daughter where she was supposed to be--namely, in bed and sleeping!
Ilek-ña si Auntie Uncha, "JesusMariaJose!"
From under the bed came a panicky voice, "GUAHU si Jesus! Månnge' si Maria yan si Jose?!"